Nobody ever did. I think the words "job" and "work" caused a short in their circuits. It's really the only explanation for Lynne's hair.
It's called finishing balm, sweetie. Give it a shot.
The Jersey housewives were a given. I watched them religiously every Tuesday night when it was on.
... then the reunion special, the deleted scenes special and the deleted scenes special part two. I think I missed the third. Was there a third? That's the thing about women from the Garden State. We don't shut up.
Atlanta Housewives? I was Team Nene from episode one!
Perhaps Kim could sell Lynne one of her wigs to hide all that terrible frizz.
I was always indifferent to the NYC Wives. They lost me at Countess. Like, is she serious? It's like the Maestro episode of Seinfeld. Then again, I refuse to answer to anything but "Her Majesty" around the house.
Anyway, I'm giving them a second chance, because I've picked up an interest in Bethenny through promos and commercials. I'm 20 minutes into my second episode and I already want to be her when I grow up.
"Hold up there, Countess. I'm gonna need a minute of silence." She's my effin' hero!