I now know what it would be like to serve breakfast to the Beverly Hillbillies.
An actual statement I overheard today:
"It's the man's job to keep the dumbass wife in line!"
Whatever you say, Cletus. Nice white pride tattoo, by the way. Dick.
Sometimes I need to hear these things. Ya know, in case I'd forgotten I live in the deep, deep south.
Tylenol. Pepsi. Nap. In that order.